Friday 5 July 2013

Ibiza firemen free German tourist from the clutches of a stainless-steel sex toy

A German tourist got into trouble when using a steel sex toy and he went to the hospital. It took Ibiza firemen two hours to cut through the metal ring, into which the man had placed his ... er ... equipment.


The firemen were called out at 10 pm on Wednesday after the medics at Ibiza's Can Misses hospital in Spain's Balearic Islands found they just didn't have the right tools to do the job.

The delicate operation was undertaken in the casualty ward of the hospital in Ibiza, with firemen using buzz-saws to free the tourist from the steel sex toy, into which the man had placed his penis and testicles.

The firemen reportedly needed two changes of battery, along with a second rotating blade for their buzz saw in order to complete the operation.

Apparently the two-hour operation was "very complex", because the man became "more swollen" as time went by.

The sex toy was described as measuring 15cm in diameter and consisted of some kind of "armor-plating."

It is not known how the man, a 51-yr-old German, got to the hospital, but apparently he complained a lot during the delicate operation, and it was necessary to administer a local anesthetic.

Apparently after an overnight stay in the Urology department, the man felt fine and was discharged late on Thursday morning.  Hopefully he won't do that again...

To the source: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/353772

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